February 2012
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GV100 - In which I actually attend (lecture notes)
We were being made to wait to get our Anthony King fix whilst some randomer stands at the front telling us about the Government department annual conference. Two other randomers were just standing there grinning manically.
Professor King started off by making the lecture more interactive than usual. The majestic Anthony King kindly asked his captive audience whether they were able to hear the...
Some drinking games you may not have considered
You’re either at uni with your friends or have just got home from an AA meeting. Naturally you have a healthy supply of alcohol waiting for you and for both scenarios you’ll want to make your drinking experience a more enjoyable one. We all know the only way to enjoy alcohol these days is with the aid of a game. Everyone’s spirits are always lifted when they’re playing...
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Ever considered that just maybe, you have shit...
The internet is full of annoying things almost as much as it is filled with highly intelligent jokes, debates and quite brilliant artwork. We all know the usual annoyances, pop up ads when you’re trying to enjoy some relaxing porn or even people facebooking about how many leaves they walked past today. Pop ups and people thinking their day is the most interesting thing since their day...
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Cracking the uncrackable code pt.2
As I wrote the first part of this I realised that it would be too long for an easily digestible piece if I had it all as one. Kind of like watching all the Star Wars movies without any breaks at all. At the time it may seem like a good idea, but when you get round to it you regret it. Either due to running out of snacks midway into episode 1 or wanting to hang yourself, also midway through episode...
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Government Solves Youth Unemployment!
As we all know, youth unemployment is a big problem in this country alongside regular unemployment. It isn’t only the youth who suffer because of their unemployment; normal people are being made to feel their pain too. More and more young people are deciding that since they aren’t able to get a job in Argos, the next logical step is to go on X-factor. Thus ruining Saturday evenings for...
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"Why will no one date me?" - Captain Rohypnol
As everyone reading this probably knows, it isn’t easy to get yourself a date for Valentine’s Day unless you’re already in a relationship, even that’s no guarantee. One false move and it could end up being another fun night of closing down pop-up windows and frantically making sure all traces of your internet history have been purged. However, stop thinking about your puny...
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Electrons = E-love-trons
Are you going to be lonely this Valentine’s day? If your lonliness isn’t self imposed just so you can be a bitter twat for the whole day, there’s something you can do about it! Forget trying to impress girls by doing backflips, everyone can do those these days, what you need to do is use electrons to your advantage. I don’t mean sub-atomic manipulation either, you...
